Contact-shy

Afraid to initiate physical contact. Standoffish in most social situations but always talking a big game.

He's always talking about asking her out, but never does. He's contact-shy.

He made the football team but quit when he got hit. He must be contact-shy.

by Tiberius Newman August 15, 2021

Contactless Cunt

People who order food for delivery and select the contactless option, but don't leave a tip.

Manager: Hey, you're on delivery #50.
Driver: God damn it...
Manager: What's wrong?
Driver: It's a Contactless Cunt.
Manager: Damn, what an asshole.

by ultimate chonk October 16, 2022

cuntastik

When someone is eccentric about a situation well acting like a cunt about it.

Well great that is just cuntastik you can be like that.

by Wirthman86 November 22, 2022

cuntastrophic Failure

Children who have failed miserably due to being raised (badly) by a THOT that is a cuntastrophe.

My daughter is a cuntastrophic failure because she lived with my ex.

by The Whole Cactus February 21, 2023

ass contact

When you look at one's ass when they walk by you.

Hey man u listening?
Yeah, sorry I had some ass contact with Jane
Haha, it's okay

by thanospet October 21, 2011

BBM Contacts

Some people are really shallow and all they care about is how many contacts they have on BBM. This is Similar to Facebook friends.

Jemma: I've got 127 BBM Contacts
Mandy: I have 3 :(

by No-OnE-yOu-KnOw October 31, 2013

creamed contact

After receiving blue balls you excuse yourself to the restroom and release your self into her contact case.

Next morning bitch put in her creamed contacts!!

by Stormin Norman November 16, 2015