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Crafty Boys

Not to be confused withCrispy Boys”, Crafty Boys are essentially craft beers.
Brad: Hey Chad, did you pick up some nice crafty boys for poker night?
Chad: haha yeah bro I got some IPAs, a couple oatmeal stouts, and some hefeweizens. I’m ready for a kind of okay evening 😀
by westernkentuckian June 4, 2019
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Crofters The Musical

A beautiful musical About the Jam Crofters sung by Thomas sanders himself
. He sings of how wild blueberry who knew that their bafoonery would bear fruit so Devine. Even he doesn’t have the vocabulary to describe what he’s feeling inside
crofters The musical: a jam just as tasty as theirs “crofters, the only jelly I put in my belly”
by Fander_2319 March 2, 2020
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crater island

n. A bowel movement so sizable that the top of the crap pile breaks the water’s surface in the toilet bowl.
Hey ma! You’re gonna have to plunge the hallway crapper, I just stopped it up with a massive crater island!
by Vermillion llama November 13, 2020
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Craft of Gaming

Some stupid teenagers who think they're cool
Oh look! It's Craft of Gaming. I'm a huge fan!
by SkullxCrusher4 March 5, 2022
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crotch craters

Herpes............ That is all.
by Aunt Jemimah Buttersworth October 14, 2011
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Bong Craft

The art of making bongs out of various household objects.

Commonly used materials include plastic bottles, plastic bags, straws and tin foil.
Charlie: Anyone up for some Bong Craft ?
Ed: Yes, but only if we can use a five litre bottle.
by Platypus Republic October 16, 2011
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dick-craft

Verb.

1. The action of crafting a story --- or, a retelling of a story --- to the full advantage (or sway) of the person creating the story. Typically, that same person cherry-picks events from the past and creates their own version --- usually full of lies, fabrication, or a completely different story that sounds slightly like the original story.

2. A dick who makes up stories to make himself look good, prove a point, or get someone to believe his fucked up-version of the story itself.
Colleen: Yeah, I just had a meeting with HR and my boss. I got a formal warning.
Sandra: Oh, no!
Colleen: Yeah ---- he cherry-picked from emails that I had written in the past and made up his own version of the truth…this really proves what a dick he is..
Sandra: So, you mean Bob dick-crafted his version of the truth?
Colleen: Yes, exactly!
by Cnlefae May 15, 2017
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