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Confederate Facial

A Confederate Facial is when one of two events occur.

1. When you nut in a girl's eye and spit tobacco juice in the other.

2. When you finish off, punch a girl in the face to where she starts seeing stars and put your arms over her face in an X position.
The South can only rise again if you give her the ol' Confederate Facial!
by DriftinLuke February 4, 2019
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Cornedbeef Queef

Popping out a tin of cornedbeef amidst a queef attack.
Damn Ffion, you know how to rock a cornedbeef queef.

By the way.. Thank Jackie for the pasties.
by Non-Duality Natalii October 20, 2019
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Confeddi

Confeddi is a slur against confederates or any racist person in general.
It's an insult that means "Stupid Confederate". As confetti is something you mess around with.
The KKK is filled with confeddi's, they don't know shit. The only thing they use their 5 brain cell minds for is forcing bullshit on to other people.
by Some1Two May 13, 2020
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Corned Meat

Man meat with pieces of poop on (usually corn) after anal sex.
Also a reference to Corned Beef, which is also known as bully beef
"Bro don't you love eating Corned Meat?"
"Hell yeah brother, I love the chocolaty after taste!"
by Blyat lol I'm a philanthropist November 11, 2020
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Cornfest

A festival dedicated to Maize (/meɪz/ MAYZ) also known as corn (North American and Australian English). It is a time of intense celebration and dedication to all things corn. Cornhole, corn salsa, Korn are all things that can be expected when at Cornfest.
"I'm so excited for daddy and I to eat some corn at Cornfest."
"Ross and I bought 2 corn-themed Buschlight 30 packs for Cornfest this weekend."
by cornfest July 13, 2021
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Confederate statues

A surface object to represent the power struggle that was the Civil War, as all wars are really power struggles.
The Civil War wasn't about Confederate statues any more than it was about slavery, but if certain people are listened to and taken seriously, you would think it was.
by The Original Agahnim July 23, 2021
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Corned

When someone purposely leaves a ceramic piece of corn under your pillow without you noticing - often considered an act of endearment. However, in more severe cases, being corned can indicate an extreme hatred from the perpetrator, and potentially intent to kill. Watch your back and beware of the corners.
"Damn bro! I got corned last night."

"Yeah I think he isn't feeling well, someone said he got corned"

"He missed class because he was... well... you don't wanna know"
by emuemq September 21, 2021
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