conner ashton is a great, sweet, nice, guy. usually english. he has many talents like running, playing uno, and oddly bartending too. conner ashton is a easy guy to talk to, he often has a bright red face when laughing, or just when the weather is above 20 degrees. conner ashton is tall, solidly built, chubby (Guinness gut), blonde, red in the face, and are usually gay for men called jon. jon and conner ashton usually go at it pretty hard in the bedrooms of telopea when everyone else is asleep after a long shift at a british inspired bar. conner ashton us also the type of guy not to shut the fuck up about the maillard reaction.
"that guy looks cool, he must be a conner ashton."
"yeah he's the man, he has a fernet branca coin."
"yeah he's the man, he has a fernet branca coin."
by Hugh Balas January 22, 2024
that guy has conner john
by alphamaleXD December 04, 2020
When that one great friend takes you out on a weeknight and you end up getting completely hammered drunk and basically unable to work the next day
by armandoariago May 12, 2022
Conner Matthew is the sweetest guy, he is tall, dark hair with brown eyes. He def has a big dick bc his foot is big.
by crazygirly12344 July 30, 2023
by Dave7848 December 05, 2023
Chase Conners is a slang term for a gay prostitute. With Chase being an underground term for gay men looking for sex.
by NoodleLord February 05, 2025
by requiemsrequiem July 09, 2023