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Dyson Connection

A Dyson connection is basically 50 signal strength with a 3 download and a 3 upload. Your bullets will not connect on any online game etc: Call of duty, League of Legends and others. This will make you very very mad so be prepared you may have to buy several controls.
Things dyson connection would say famous saying.
#1 I Just took me like 10 bullets

#2 Hes Such a Warrior

#3 Your all connection

#4 He killed me round a corner

#5 UPC Internet

#6 Someone is clearly sat on there modem
by The Chosen One September 2, 2014
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putnam connecticut

A town where every kid hangs out at the skate park and smokes more weed then snoop dog. Most kids here think they are ghetto because they own Jordan’s and where off brand Louis Vuitton. Almost every teacher quit in Putnam middle school quit due to the class of 2020 being their students.
Damn bro she’s from Putnam Connecticut ? Be careful
by Ameri Smith April 22, 2018
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Going to Connecticut

"Hey, Kurt, what are you doing this weekend?"
"I am going to Connecticut!"
"Excellent. Enjoy the act of having sex with a white woman."
by El Gatito Kosher February 26, 2013
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connerthecrusader

A crapy tiktoker that makes sucky videos and hates women
Dude 1: I like tiktok

Dude 2: Dont be like ConnerTheCrusader his contents bad
by chargeoverprice69 May 2, 2020
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Connerthecrusader

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yeah he copies my favorite tiktoker PeePeeBurger
by chargeoverprice69 May 2, 2020
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conjecture

A statement, opinion, or conclusion based on guesswork...
Who uses this word anyways? I conjecture that no one does.
by Amanda Sitko September 7, 2005
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Connection Theory

Connection Theory is the idea that attractive young insecure women insult high-level men to lower them to her level and mask their own fear. In most cases, it is the only thing such a woman can do to connect with an intelligent man, whether in a positive or negative way, bringing him to a realm they understand and are experienced in. Such an action is a declaration that a woman feels intellectually inferior to a man and is insecure that a man will find her personality to be completely lacking.
Guy: I thought you had original opinions and views so I wanted to meet you in person, and see if the conversation is so amusing face-to-face as well and maybe get to know you afterwards.
Girl: I'm not interested, that's my excuse. Haha. Get over yourself. It's not an equation to solve. There is no formula, I just know and feel it, when it comes. And it didn't come with you buddy. Sorry. It's time for you to move on. Really.
Guy: Thank you for this high-level display of extreme insecurity and Connection Theory!
by Eric Kazinsky September 20, 2015
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