concereded

When my friends wont stop making weird jokes and eating hair

Guys I'm concereded.

by Greenbeanboiz November 3, 2020

Confined

Trapped on myself.

I was confined inside my Fruit Of The Loom Dark Blue Stripe Boxer Brief Underwear due to I urinated on myself such as bedwetting!

by Turo Fernandez October 16, 2020

COOFERED

string cheese eating full.

WHAT WHY ARE YOU COOFERED IT??

i wanna become cool

by BottomDop February 21, 2022

Confurred

Is confurred a word because I just made it one.

Definition- it means you Are confused and can’t pronounce words

I’m a little con- conf- confu- confurred

by Confurred April 18, 2022

Connered

When that one great friend takes you out on a weeknight and you end up getting completely hammered drunk and basically unable to work the next day

I got Connered last night - there is no way I am turning the camera on in this damn Zoom meeting

by armandoariago May 12, 2022

concxrned

A simple guy that cannot catch a break because people on social media keep attacking him verbally when he does nothing wrong. He knows that these same people would never pull up to settle something, so he just moves past it. Coincidentally, Spaz(z) keeps talking about how the guy’s head looks like little bill. But Spaz(z) will NEVER in HIS LIFE pull up and settle the problem like a man. He backs down from every challenge made. What a loner

That dude spazz always talking crazy but wouldn’t hurt a fly in real life and is always very concxrned with other people besides himself

by edit3k July 2, 2022

Conference Jumper

A person who attends conferences all year round. These conferences include personal growth, leadership training, corporate networking and trade shows. These people do not have actual jobs or do any work. They just post Instagram stories from their latest conference with the Black Eyed Peas, Let’s Get It Started song playing.

How does Scott attend all theses conferences without a real job? He must be a conference jumper.

by Glockerfied July 9, 2022