compaines

Mf never missed in his life

"compaines has never missed"

by Compaines September 6, 2021

complaint

A collective noun to describe a group of Karens

So it was 9:55 and we were about to close, and in comes a complaint of Karens.

by anuncertainsomeone January 2, 2022

Compatible

Aon and Jeremy.

Aon and Jeremy is the full meaning of the word compatible. No further explanation.

by Squinox May 17, 2022

Complaint

The grouping of 2 or more Karens

Person 1: I had to deal with so many Karens today at work!

Person 2: You mean a complaint of Karens?

by BrightBlueFrenchGuy February 21, 2023

Competitive dating

1. Competing with other couples to prove which couple has a better relationship
2. Dating purely for the purpose of increasing the number of people you have dated
3. Dating for the purpose of increasing your body count

1. Competitive dating isn’t for me. I don’t think it’s fulfilling to try and prove the quality of your relationship

2. I like competitive dating. I’m now at 175.

by nyxusz March 3, 2023

Compatibility

Compatibility - Noun - Something weirdos on the internet use to measure how fuckable a pokemon is.

Rule 34 enjoyer: “What would you say is the most compatible pokemon?”

Normal human: “Why am I friends with you?”

Compatibility = you’re a fucking weirdo

by Joe Generic May 14, 2023

Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome

A constant issue among humans where a lot of bad decisions are because the person committing them want to look, be, or act better than the people around them.
Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome can also apply to a person's private lifestyle, such as sexual pleasures or general passions and beliefs.

1: Jeff's a pedophile, we found him with a 14 year old girl. That's why we're not hanging out with him anymore.
2: What the fuck, why would he risk his entire social life just for sexting children?
1: It's some competitive lifestyle syndrome bullshit I don't get.

3: Head of the Sponge Activist Group is trying to take sponges off of the market shelves again.
4: You're kidding me, why the hell do we need a "Sponge Activist Group"?
3: Competitive lifestyle syndrome.

by Prowlerswag June 1, 2023