3 definitions by Prowlerswag

Demarcus

a general term for an annoying internet child under 15 who joins an internet fandom because of a youtube trend and is genuinely unfunny.

> PennywiseFan9: guys i saw this scary video about a clown and i thinks he is in my house!!!!!!!
> JamesLeftToe113: shut the fuck up demarcus headass

by Prowlerswag October 16, 2022

Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome

A constant issue among humans where a lot of bad decisions are because the person committing them want to look, be, or act better than the people around them.
Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome can also apply to a person's private lifestyle, such as sexual pleasures or general passions and beliefs.

1: Jeff's a pedophile, we found him with a 14 year old girl. That's why we're not hanging out with him anymore.
2: What the fuck, why would he risk his entire social life just for sexting children?
1: It's some competitive lifestyle syndrome bullshit I don't get.

3: Head of the Sponge Activist Group is trying to take sponges off of the market shelves again.
4: You're kidding me, why the hell do we need a "Sponge Activist Group"?
3: Competitive lifestyle syndrome.

by Prowlerswag June 2, 2023

Quasitulpism

A tactic used by Satan and his demons in order to gain an person's trust by infiltrating their dreams and posing themselves as a prophet of god, causing them to believe in them. Upon manifesting in reality, Satan or the demon using this tactic is more likely to become trusted and befriended by those who were interacted with.

Timmy: This is Jeff. He's new in the neighborhood and we like playing baske-
Timmy's dad: GET THAT QUASITULPISM QUASITULPIST SCUM OUTTA MY HOUSE THEY GONNA KILL YOU TIMMY

by Prowlerswag October 14, 2023