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Columbian Baby Batter

1. When a man ejaculates into a shot glass, syringe or enema bulb and adds a generous bump or two of cocaine to the ejaculate, mixes it up and commences to inject said mixture into their partners anus.

2. A niche party favor found at only the most unhinged gay sex parties. A bowl is passed around the club for all the guys to make a contribution of cum. Once enough has been collected, a proportional amount of marching powder is then added and mix in. The columbian baby batter is then used as desired throughout the evening to keep the debauchery going all night.
"My girl never was into anal until I started using columbian baby batter lube. Now she is hooked and wants me to rail her ass all night!"

"That backroom party was wild last night, must have been a quart of columbian baby batter getting passed around. Got us all worked up and acting piggy."
by ItsSploogeYouIdiot May 12, 2025
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Columbian Rock Climbing

The act of snorting multiple lines of crack with each line increasing in length.
"Hey, the boys and I are Columbian rock climbing. Wanna join?"
by The School of Codyism May 7, 2025
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Muddy Columbian

When one drinks a used Coffee Enema

"I just had a Muddy Columbian, it's my favorite drink for in the morning"
I drank a Muddy Columbian this morning
by OldHunterRuby January 30, 2022
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Columbian Pipe

When a man puts cocaine on his penis before he has sex.
“Hey babe, let’s do something exotic tn”

Sure thing, let me just put some fairy dust on my tool and I’ll give you the ole Columbian Pipe”
by Bswag money February 1, 2022
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Columbian Lollipop

A condom filled with cocaine that is inserted into ones anus.
He was busted at the airport for having 5 Columbian lollipops.
by Sparky Nelson April 30, 2019
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columbian facemask

When a man ejaculates on someone's face, and uses a pad to rub in the ejaculate in to the other party's face, usually with a cloth or tissue, however any soft pad would be sufficient
"This Columbian chick wanted me to cum on her face and rub it into her skin."

"That's why they call it a Columbian facemask!"
by Benjamin Moore md July 13, 2020
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Columbian cum rocket

A columbian cum rocket is the act of blowing your load on a girls stomach and proceeding to snort it like a line of coke then sniffing it into your mouth to spit it into her mouth in return.
Last night this skank let me do the columbian cum rocket
by OneEyedYogurtSlinger69 June 19, 2025
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