columbian pattycake

When you shit on a person's chest or tits then proceed to jizz and spit into it, smear it around and thoroughly mix the mixture. Using the batter, form small cakes with a diameter of four to six inches.
Bake, and enjoy by crumbling and inserting anally.

Phil: "How was Jen last night?"
Dave: "We made Columbian Pattycakes.:
Phli: "Nasty... Why am I friends with you?!"
Dave: "I dunno man, I dunno.

by TeddyBearGuru97 January 30, 2016

Columbian Espresso

When you get woken up by a finger/hand and a vibrator combo.

Last weekend this chick woke me up with a columbian espresso and it was incredible.

by Aqua Sluts March 08, 2021

Columbian pow pow

That good white you can only rlly get from the cartel. Slang for cocaine.

Fein “yo Valentino you got any of that Colombian pow pow?”

Valentino “igu bro.”

Ruby “what’s columbian pow pow?”

Fein “It’s cocaine girl”

by Hothead666 June 22, 2025

Columbian foot job

When you do a line of coke on a hooker's foot.

I heard Rodrigo got a prostitute last night and did the Columbian foot job on her!

by Soccertise May 18, 2022

Columbian Condom

When a male covers his genitalia in cocaine, then engages in intercourse with a female.

Dude Carlos totally gave Katarina a columbian condom, she was messed up, but she was feeling great!

by Nor Y Mac September 09, 2012

columbian reach-around

The Columbian Reach-Around is a technique in videogames invented by Mr. Carl where you take the path around the enemies' spawn and, using only smgs and or pistols, kill all the remaining opponents as they plant.

The game was 15 to 14, and there was only two enemies and one friendly. He rushes around enemy spawn and headshots the opponents from the path that they took: A perfect Columbian Reach-Around.

by Mr Carl December 28, 2015

columbian Ice cream Sunday

The acts of sticking your penis in ice cream putting sprinkles on it with a cherry on top then your gf/partner enjoying the treat!

gf: i want an ice cream Sunday
bf: i got just the thing
gf:oh yummy
bf: i love columbian ice cream Sundays!

by Pumpkindaddy May 05, 2023