colon comrade

another word for homo,fag,ass bandit

shit, that bill jesse is a major colon comrade

by douglas epley November 12, 2006

Colon Crown

Someone who is such an asshat that they are king of the asshats or asshat nobility. Clearly because they are wearing their colon like a crown.

My boss is not just an asshat, he's king of the asshats a real colon crown.

by GreenBird23 May 18, 2011

Colon tattoo

If you are 18 years old and you like wieners in your colon you also like anal sex then you have a colon tattoo. What usually comes after this tattoo is a 3 dot tattoo which means you like double penetration.

Ooooo I see you have a colon tattoo Maria wanna go have butt sex.

by Mrs. humpalot March 25, 2023

colon wrecker

A penis that has the ability to go so far inside of a female in sexual intercourse, that it makes the females colon or other internal organs slightly ache, itch, or bleed (maybe bleed if it's a 2 meter beater)

Megan: I hooked up with a guy last night, and he had a colon wrecker.
Julie: No way! How do you feel?
Megan: It was great, but my colon feels a little achy

by SeahawksFan24 March 27, 2016

colon slap

When you evacuate your colon so fast that the intestinal walls slap together and cause pain.

The condition usually occurs after consuming bulk fiber or Pho noodles that act like a sort of turd rebar. The vacuum created by eliminating this exceptionally long and fat fiber dumpling at high speed causes the colon walls to collapse and impact each other.

You: Boss, I have to leave work because I've just had an instance of colon slap.

Boss: Okay, have a craptastic day and cut back on the Pho noodles and bulk fiber.

by Capt Craptastic May 14, 2010

Alex Colon

Absolute fucking blood bath

There was an Alex Colon last night on the boardwalk.

by Wild Hawg July 26, 2020

kade colon

kade colon is bald

kade colon means bald or is a hairless fish

by byethsLOLOLOL May 10, 2019