colon joe

holy shit u sell like colon joe
by alan smith April 14, 2005
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Colon Crown

Someone who is such an asshat that they are king of the asshats or asshat nobility. Clearly because they are wearing their colon like a crown.
My boss is not just an asshat, he's king of the asshats a real colon crown.
by GreenBird23 April 27, 2011
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kebab Colonic

When you eat a Kebab that really just cleans you out!
"god that kebab really fucked me over, iv been in the toilet all morning, absolute Kebab Colonic"
by Gandis March 09, 2010
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Colon Jello

A thick substance that oozes from the rectum. Usually after the consumption and attempted digestion of Taco Bell.
"Cindy ate some of my colon jello with whipped cream."
by Logan Heckyes January 28, 2013
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rotten colon

A very deadly condition,

that leads to a very severe case of

anal discharge and or anal leakage
Followed by the anus slowly decomposing From the inside out due to an unhealthy diet, or lack of hygiene.
The man's farts smell of death, as though he has developed rotten colon.
by Metalmaniac March 23, 2019
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Colon Camper

The turd lodged in the recesses of your colon that refuses to pass.
Bran muffin and the double prune smoothie be damned, that was one hell of a colon camper.
by kdbamaman November 16, 2012
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Colon tattoo

If you are 18 years old and you like wieners in your colon you also like anal sex then you have a colon tattoo. What usually comes after this tattoo is a 3 dot tattoo which means you like double penetration.
Ooooo I see you have a colon tattoo Maria wanna go have butt sex.
by Mrs. humpalot March 26, 2023
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