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The cold side

The cold side is the side on a pillow that is colder than the other. If you are feeling warm in the middle of the night and you get the cold side, it is basically heaven.
"Damn, I just found the cold side"
by TheSpicyPickle March 11, 2020
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PP Cold Pincher

The Sexual Act of putting your male genitalia inside of an awful hot coffee pot, and then keeping it there until you can not feel your penis anymore. Then, Ram Jabbing your partner until they suffer and die due to a stroke.
My wife was being a bitch so I gave her the PP Cold Pincher
by retardomilos May 17, 2021
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Ice Cold Eye

No good deed, goes UNPUNISHED.
One question haunts and hurts

Too much, too much to mention
Was I really seeking good
Or just seeking attention
Is that all good deads are
When looked at with an ice Cold eye?
If that's all good deeds are maybe that's the reason why...
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023
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year round cold

When a guy masturbates so much he always needs a box of kleenexes in his room.
"You know that guy Eric?"
"Don't hang with him man, he's got a year round cold."
by JACK April 8, 2005
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My heart is cold

My moves are bold (balls)
Never get old (balls)
I save the world (ball)
Bro did you hear Putin singing my heart is cold
by Sharty fart April 29, 2023
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butt ass cold

The coldest of cold. Colder than butt ass freezing.When you walk outside and you want to cry from the wind and cold temperatures.
Do I have to walk the dog? It's butt ass cold out there.
by Zildjian01 June 21, 2006
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Cold call

1. Attempting to sell a package of TV channels to a person who does not own a TV.

2. Attempting to get the person who has just stated that he does not own a TV to go and buy a TV.

3. Attempting to convince this person to go and find all his friends and family members who have a TV to switch to the package of TV channels being offered.

4. Attempting to convince the same person who has already has a mobile phone with 17 months on his contract left to run that he should break his contract in order to buy a new mobile phone from the cold caller.

5. Attempting to convince the same person who still doesn't want a TV package or new mobile phone that he should purchase a backup phone in case his current mobile is lost.

I am that person, and this is a true story.
Hi Mr. Hopeful Target, I am giving you a cold call today out of desperation to meet my sales quota at 1.53am to offer you an exclusive package of channels for the television that you don't have!
by Joe Coffee July 19, 2011
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