JACK's definitions

fuckoff

1.)go away
2.)to beat your meat
3.)an longhaired RA named Trey

Dude, Trey is a cockmunch and a fuckoff

by jack September 29, 2004

banana split fruit bowl

The act of making a Fruit Bowl with a boner. It will appear to be a long banana with two plums.

I made a banana split fruit bowl but my cock hurt really bad.

by Jack March 31, 2005

mis.mika

a wuff pussy that smells wores than a skunk that shitted on it self

my mom is a mis.mika

by jack January 1, 2005

airmail

To throw a ball too high, and have it sail over the head of the person you're throwing it to. Usually used in baseball.

Ichiro was safe at third base because Guerrero airmailed the throw into the stands.

by Jack July 6, 2004

miske

someone who stays forever young

Miske would have the same sweet 16 haircut on his 32nd birthday

by jack November 8, 2004

Pig Fucker

one who fucks pigs

you are a pig fucker

by jack December 26, 2003

boo boo baby

An unexpected pregnancy or child. Also the best term to explain to your bastard child why Daddy never comes to visit.

"Hey, have you seen Julie recently?"
"Yeah, looks like she got knocked up with a boo boo baby."

by Jack August 5, 2006