clittering

Eating a bag of chips and then performing cunnilingus. Then leaving some of the chip crumbs by the female's vagina.

You're clittering all over my vagina.

by bboompop August 25, 2011

critter beating

Driving around with one or more friends at night killing small animals with "beaters". Beaters consist of baseball bats, field hockey sticks, machetes, lawn mower blades, or any other instrument that will fuck up a small animal. Animals usually killed while beating are opposums, raccoons, porcupines, cats, rabbits, deer(hit with car to dissable deer, then exterminate with beater). Animals to stay away from: skunks, bear and dogs that are in peoples yards. Owners of dogs usually dont like to see people beating the fuck out of their dog.

Adam: Hey luke wanna go critter beating tonight?
Luke: Sure, i'll grab my beaters and be right over.
Adam: okay sounds good, i hope we get a coon or opposum.
Luke: yeah and hopefully not a skunk!

by Plasticupp June 28, 2010

Cliterature

See porn

Ahhh, I see you have the newest issue of "SPANK", good cliterature I say!

That english teacher should teach cliterature, NOT literature.

by Jebus April 5, 2003

clutterbuck

A loud noise akin to a metal dustbin full of cutlery falling down some stairs.

Did you hear that band? Their bassist was making a right clutterbuck.

by Smite the Unbeliever April 2, 2011

Clitheroe

A small town in Lancashire, England, UK. Twinned with Springfield, South Park and Royston Vasey from "The League of Gentlemen" - need I say more?

"Clitheroe is the fashion capital of Europe"

by SQUID March 7, 2005

clittard

A person, usually a republican male, with a developmental disorder that hampers his ability to locate the clitoris on a female sex partner.

Laura was a real crabby bitch because her husband George was such a clittard.

by Bri May 15, 2003

Clitterbug

It is slang for a woman's clitoris.

Well Jee wilikers Tanya! I can see your clitterbug has gotten larger in size.

by TheJackMaster September 7, 2009