testicular cancer

Hurts like BALLS. Actually, just plain hurts balls.

OOUUUUGHH! I've got testicular cancer!

by i'm+awesome May 21, 2006

terminal cancer

what you call someone or something when that certain thing or person makes you want to kys

Gabe: I just ranked up to Silver III in CS:GO
Eric: Nice, how long have you had it?
Gabe: 2 years
Eric: You are literally terminal cancer

by DiamondMinerMC May 13, 2016

Good Guy Cancer

Is When A Male always being pushed around and getting advantaged of by females that are “Just a friend.” To them. It is a illness that will be contagious for weeks, Months, Maybe years. Good guy cancer is also a guy who is just Good, Kind, caring and understanding. Good Guy Cancer Can be only get rid of if you can A. Explode your anger out of the person that fucks you over. B. Change your ways And C. Pass it on to the next person.

Peter: Dude, Shes so fucking beautiful man.. I’ll give her my whole world and everything. I love her..
Andre: Uh, My nigga you got good guy cancer, Joanna is a thot.

by Yaboyc February 25, 2018

cancer merchant

One who sells cigaretts

watch clerks savages!!!!

by Jay October 1, 2003

SERF Cancer

Smooth endoplasmic rectilum functioning cancer. It causes lipids to stop being produced by the smooth endoplasmic rectilum, depriving red blood cells from essential fats. This causes red blood cells to collapse, especially in the facial areas, causing redness and also resulting in severe sunburn and peeling of skin. Eventually will result in cellular necrosis causing death. This cancer appears to be genetically caused and has only been found in aboriginal Australians however there is one case of it appearing in a male welsh tourist

He has passed away from SERF Cancer

by SamHewson123456789101112131415 June 5, 2017

cunt cancer

Cancer of the cunt. It is a serious condition that you should see a doctor for.

Shit I have been diagnosed with cunt cancer!

by shannon369 February 9, 2009

chancer

1: A person unable and/or unqualified to carry out a specific task.
2: A person who is reckless in their behaviour.
Can also be used in a derogatory or humourous manner.

You would think that chancer would have hired a qualified engineer to fix that faulty electricity pylon.

by irritaant June 13, 2003