The Hottest guy on Earth, who is also married to the hottest girl on Earth, Nila. Dark Blonde, Blue-green eyes, 6'1, a smile to die for. Everything a girl could want, except he's already taken.
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in other words merry christmas
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Get the merry chrysler mug.Christer is the synonym for a humble man usually with a very BIG (monster) penis. A ladies man known to send ladies on a trip to the paradise. You never find Christer, he finds you. The voice of Christer turns the blood to ice. Christer is rough with roughnecks. Never point a gun at a Christer, his Gun is bigger!
He who looks upon a Christer's penis will either have a traumatic experience or will be hypnotised. When the Christee asks, you answer. It is terror for the evil man to awake in darkness and see The Christers penis.
He who looks upon a Christer's penis will either have a traumatic experience or will be hypnotised. When the Christee asks, you answer. It is terror for the evil man to awake in darkness and see The Christers penis.
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Get the christer mug.Verb: To Crysterbate
Cry-sterbating is when a guy stands in a corner, crying using his own tears as lube while he jerks off sobbing, nuts into a teaspoon, drinks the nut because he's low on zinc, and then sits in the fetal position rocking back and forth wondering "When the hell did my life get so depressing?" Then he remembers and does it all again. Just like shampoo directions, rinse, wash, and repeat.
Billy: Wheres Dillon?
Josh: He's probably at home cry-sterbating again
Cry-sterbating is when a guy stands in a corner, crying using his own tears as lube while he jerks off sobbing, nuts into a teaspoon, drinks the nut because he's low on zinc, and then sits in the fetal position rocking back and forth wondering "When the hell did my life get so depressing?" Then he remembers and does it all again. Just like shampoo directions, rinse, wash, and repeat.
Billy: Wheres Dillon?
Josh: He's probably at home cry-sterbating again
Dillon tends to crysterbate instead of masturbating because his life is so fucked up. Plus he's low on zinc.
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Get the Crysterbate mug.An initiation ritual sometimes performed by obnoxious adolescents on people or new objects and buildings. In its most explicit form, the act involves pressing or touching the scrotum to a person or object that has not yet been cristened.
The word can be used in a more mild when used to describe any initial use of an item.
The word can be used in a more mild when used to describe any initial use of an item.
"Oh wow Sarah is that a new hat?"
"Thanks Steve, yes I just bought it"
"Has it been christened yet?"
"What is that?"
"Look over there"
...
"See? Now its been christened"
"Delete me off everything Steve im calling HR"
"Thanks Steve, yes I just bought it"
"Has it been christened yet?"
"What is that?"
"Look over there"
...
"See? Now its been christened"
"Delete me off everything Steve im calling HR"
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Get the Christen mug.You can charm somebody, specific a teacher. You have a bestfriend that has the first letter E. And if you hang out or are bestfriends with someone else then shes fake. (Mabye her first letter is V? Then shes just using you to be popular. And you hang with E (your best friend) just because she is best and yeah. And you got popular of her, you didnt want to be but anything for E!! E+C=life goals. And E (you bestfriend) needs to have brown hair! Like E (your bestfriend)
Bestfriend: stop eating that! U will Get fat!
Christel Ann: please -cry-
Bestfriend : Ugh, you cry baby
Christel Ann: please -cry-
Bestfriend : Ugh, you cry baby
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