cyrusing

To obsession over something to the limit where it's very creepy.

And then the singer was cyrusing over her over rated eos.

by ceippo March 13, 2015

crushing emotional agony

When you're told your Penis is to small

Girl "is it in yet"

Boy *dies from crushing emotional agony*

by :) cat lady April 16, 2015

Chrissing

When 2 Chris's come together for gay man sex.

Ron: "Where's Christian and Christopher? "
Jon: "Oh they're Chrissing right now."
Ron: "hope they're using condoms, faggets"

by InYourGirl October 10, 2015

Crushing the Pear

When you bang someone so hard that they can't walk afterwards

I popped her cherry then I started crushing the pear.

by MaroonBlanket August 30, 2016

crushing salad

wasting time and doing nothing with your life

that motherfucker was crushing salad all day

by smethebumblebee July 20, 2017

crushing the buoys

The act of placing one mans ball sack around another mans penis.

Since Cory and Derek were both circumsized docking was out of the equation, so instead Derek was crushing the buoys

by Longshlongdangleton August 19, 2017

Crumping

When you haven't had sex in awhile because plans keep falling through.

Question: You gonna ask if she want to get naked with you later and let you drill for oil?

Answer: Naw, I'm good. I really like Jenny so I'm Crumping it this deployment.

Or

Answer: I have been Crumping it for the last 3 years. Just cant find a girl i like or a girl liking me back the way I want. Just keep falling through.

by Justkidding76 October 24, 2017