Channel 4

A British television channel that launched in 1982. It mostly shows Countdown, Hollyoaks, Formula 1 and edited repeats of The Simpsons.

It’s 6:00. Time to watch the news
No thanks, I want to watch Channel 4. The Simpsons is on.
FFS, watch it on Sky 1 in 30 minutes
But this episode hasn’t been shown on C4
Fine.

by AS2121 November 29, 2017

channel nazi

Someone on the internet who consistently reminds everyone they are talking in the wrong channel.

That mod is such a channel nazi.

by truckinbuddy May 9, 2018

Channel 84 Winnipeg

A YouTuber. He beat Punch Out! Wii and avenged his girlfriend.

Me : Yo man do you watch Channel 84 Winnipeg?
Them : no
Me : *cocks gun*

by Lick my dick and balls bitch January 26, 2019

Secondary channel

A television channel you watch only when your primary channel is on commercial.

A secondary channel must be picked out during the first commercial break of your primary show/channel, and it also must be back from commercials as soon as the primary channel goes to a break, thus avoiding the black hole of boredom caused by retardedly long commercials.

Guy 1: "Gosh darn it! It's on commercial again! Pick a secondary channel already."
Guy 2: "Way ahead of you." -click-

by Dr.Matus April 18, 2010

Disney channel

A network on tv that makes all of the slutty women.

Guy 1. Man have you seen that girl at school today
Guy 2. Yeah she is probably from the disney channel
Guy 1. Yeah bro

by ave boss December 7, 2013

fake channel

a channel that shows movies with commercials

per1: oh i love that movie
per2: me too, but it on a fake channel

by hatememakeme December 22, 2013

Disney Channel

Disney Channel: A means to ruin kids brains into thinking that there are no parents in life. If a parent does decide to offer advice they are ridiculed, setting the idea that a 13 year old boy or girl knows anything. Each show is about children between the ages of 8-18. Somehow, many live in tony metropolitan settings without being able to pay for rent or food. There are no parents to offer advice. When there are parents they are idiots. Disney is doing a great job to undermine parents jobs to teach them about life. Instead, children believe that they are autonomous.

Dad: Hey Sienna and Josh, why don't you stop watching the Disney Channel and do your homework. It is due tomorrow.

Kids: Fuck off you idiot. We will do it later. Get us some Reeses Crunch bitch.

Dad: ok

by Nightfly September 19, 2014