carmack

When you havent wiped your ass after taking a huge dump, then go tea-bag a chick and rub your asshole on her chin or nose.

I carmacked this whore last night. She was soo pissed!

by holey-moley January 21, 2009

magna carta

1. An important English charter.

2. A series of Korean video games, the second being published in the US by Atlus in 2005. Known for its confusing gender boundaries and terrible voice acting.

"Magna Carta tricked me. I thought Calintz was hot until he started talking in that husky voice. Trap ftl. :("

"Uh, Eonis, why do you have water balloons stuffed down your top?"

by Espiria September 1, 2008

caramac

A racist name for a mix raced kid,

look at that fucking caramac over there

by Adam aka SPLINTA September 17, 2003

Carmack

a large robust man that scares and intimadates people and at times is known to store crispy creme donuts in his arm pits.

Carmack visited this weekend and messed up the kitchen cookin egg slammers.

by Juan Hernandez March 14, 2005

Carmacolopsis

A disease in which your skin sheds and you eat it, it is a very contagious disease.

Jordyn had carmacolopsis, and she spread it throughout the school.

by ?!? December 10, 2006

Cartman Eating Turd

A Turd Which Eats Eric Fukin Cartman

Oooh God Look Out for The Cartman Eating Turd

by Card Farting Unicorn August 23, 2016

Boo Cartmanez

The name for when a man comes home after a night at the club and immediately hops in the shower to get rid of the filth he has acquired after a night of drinking and exotic dancing.

Man when Alex gets home he is going to need a Boo Cartmanez after his endeavors at Sneaky Pete’s.

by King Taint April 11, 2020