Definitions by Espiria
crack pairing
A romantic pairing (whether it be from a video game, movie, book, etc) that is completely implausible and/or bizarre, but people support it anyway, for laughs or otherwise.
crack pairing by Espiria September 2, 2008
flame shield
A fictional item. The term is sometimes used humorously on message boards when a user has just posted something (usually controversial) that runs the risk of instigating an argument/backlash, i.e. being flamed.
The purpose of the shield is therefore to 'protect' the person from any potential flames that may fly their way.
The purpose of the shield is therefore to 'protect' the person from any potential flames that may fly their way.
Person A: Lol final fantasy x sucks
Person B: ...I hope you brought your flame shield.
Person C: I honestly don't see why so many people like (insert popular game). IMO it has a tedious battle system, the difficulty is too easy, and the story is as clichéd as hell. Discuss. *holds up flame shield*
Person B: ...I hope you brought your flame shield.
Person C: I honestly don't see why so many people like (insert popular game). IMO it has a tedious battle system, the difficulty is too easy, and the story is as clichéd as hell. Discuss. *holds up flame shield*
flame shield by Espiria September 1, 2008
magna carta
1. An important English charter.
2. A series of Korean video games, the second being published in the US by Atlus in 2005. Known for its confusing gender boundaries and terrible voice acting.
2. A series of Korean video games, the second being published in the US by Atlus in 2005. Known for its confusing gender boundaries and terrible voice acting.
"Magna Carta tricked me. I thought Calintz was hot until he started talking in that husky voice. Trap ftl. :("
"Uh, Eonis, why do you have water balloons stuffed down your top?"
"Uh, Eonis, why do you have water balloons stuffed down your top?"
magna carta by Espiria September 1, 2008
forest ranger
See muff diver.
One who performs oral sex on their partner (usually female). Pubic hair provides ample 'forest'.
One who performs oral sex on their partner (usually female). Pubic hair provides ample 'forest'.
Person 1: So let me get this straight, Amy and Katie did -what- last night?
Person 2: Well, let's just say that Amy's skills as a forest ranger have improved ten-fold.
Person 2: Well, let's just say that Amy's skills as a forest ranger have improved ten-fold.
forest ranger by Espiria September 1, 2008
magna carta
1. An important English charter.
2. A series of Korean video games, the second being published in the US by Atlus in 2005. Known for its confusing gender boundaries and terrible voice acting.
2. A series of Korean video games, the second being published in the US by Atlus in 2005. Known for its confusing gender boundaries and terrible voice acting.
"Magna Carta tricked me. I thought Calintz was hot until she started talking in that husky voice. Trap ftl. :("
"Uh, Eonis, why do you have water balloons stuffed down your top?"
"Uh, Eonis, why do you have water balloons stuffed down your top?"
magna carta by Espiria August 31, 2008
sarcasm detector
See sarcasmometer.
Ones ability to detect sarcastic undertones in a conversation.
The principle of a detector can also be applied to gender and sexuality.
Ones ability to detect sarcastic undertones in a conversation.
The principle of a detector can also be applied to gender and sexuality.
Person 1: Do you like this Cowboy Hat? I think it looks good on me.
Person 2: Yeah, you look -real- cool.
Person 1: Thanks!
Person 2: ...I think your sarcasm detector is broken.
Person 2: Yeah, you look -real- cool.
Person 1: Thanks!
Person 2: ...I think your sarcasm detector is broken.
sarcasm detector by Espiria August 30, 2008
sarcasm detector
See sarcasmometer.
Ones ability to detect sarcastic undertones in a conversation.
The principle of a detector can also be applied to gender and sexuality.
Ones ability to detect sarcastic undertones in a conversation.
The principle of a detector can also be applied to gender and sexuality.
Person 1: Do you like this Cowboy Hat? I think it looks good on me.
Person 2: Yeah, you look -real- cool.
Person 1: Thanks!
Person 2: ...I think your sarcasm detector is broken.
Person 2: Yeah, you look -real- cool.
Person 1: Thanks!
Person 2: ...I think your sarcasm detector is broken.
sarcasm detector by Espiria August 30, 2008