Cardboard King

A homless person who spends a given amount of his time in his cardboad box, and collectiong more cardboard for furniture and further expansions on his house......may or may not have a suit of armor made eniterly of cardboard

Me and Matt were walking down the street today and we burned that cardboard king's house down.....dirty fucking homeless

by English Class Heros September 13, 2010

Cardozbro

Any judge that you think is cool, like a bro.

Justice Benjamin N. Cardozo was the original Cardozbro. Learned Hand was also a Cardozbro. Justices Roberts, Scalia, and Thomas are modern day Cardozbros. Justice Alito, though, is a an Alitbro. Justice Sotomayor might be able to sneak in there as a Brotomayor.

by Ae5Ea8 March 7, 2015

cardboard box

Over the years Calvin, from Calvin and Hobbes, has had several adventures involving corrugated cardboard boxes, in which he adapts them for many different uses. His inventions include the Transmogrifier, a flying time machine, the Duplicator, and an "Atomic Cerebral Enhance-O-Tron."

Basically, cardboard boxes are the best things a kid could ever have in order to stimulate their imagination.

I think our young Timmy here would rather have some cardboard boxes for Christmas than anything else. They're SO much fun.

by Cagefight December 7, 2006

Jesus Cardona

Term usually used to describe someone who has absolutely nothing to share with anyone else on a subject. Also used to express acute abdominal pain and pain in the rectum.

The word is commonly used in africa to distinguish the edible elephant feces from regular shit (jesus cardona is just plain shit).

latin experts believe it is also the omen for extreme boredom but deeper studies have found that that is simply not true and spending more money and resources trying to find the real meaning of the word would be a waste since nobody really cares anyways.

"jesus Cardona!!! those Mcburritos i ate yesterday night are starting to cause trouble in my butt hole! "

"Jesus cardona man... that was the dumbest thing i have ever heard..."

"hey dude what was the presidential address about?"
"jesus cardona... dont worry about it"

by Brayan Sanchez January 13, 2009

cardiobunny

Someone who spends time in a 'cardio' room, doing either elliptical, crosstrainer, or treadmill machines with no intensity, and ultimately make no progress. The worst offenders subsequently down a high-calorie beverage, completely negating their workout.

Jane: "Yeah, I hit the gym. I spend a half hour on a crosstrainer."

John: "Don't be a cardiobunny, put some intensity into your workout!"

by Timmy™ March 12, 2007

cardboard cutout

a very boring or quiet person who never says much or contributes to anything.

damn! being with that girl is like being stuck with a cardboard cutout!!

by jonnoo February 1, 2008

cardboard

another name for cheap pizza ie. cardboard pizza. examples like totinos and other $1 pizzas.

I'm going to go throw some cardboard tasting pizza in the oven.

by acetic August 30, 2003