cardiobunny 

Someone who spends time in a 'cardio' room, doing either elliptical, crosstrainer, or treadmill machines with no intensity, and ultimately make no progress. The worst offenders subsequently down a high-calorie beverage, completely negating their workout.

Jane: "Yeah, I hit the gym. I spend a half hour on a crosstrainer."

John: "Don't be a cardiobunny, put some intensity into your workout!"

cardiobunny by Timmy™ March 12, 2007

cardio bunny 

a fine female specimen found near elliptical, treadmill, stair-stepper, or other calorie burning equipment. usually finely attired in roll-up shorts, sorostitute mixer shirts, and nike shox.

Dr. Swole pwned that cardio bunny on the elliptical.

cardio bunny by Billy Bong Thorton September 18, 2005

cardio bunny 

Those people(usually women) that you see in the gym every single day whose entire workout revolves around cardio exercise. You'll pretty much never see them in the free weights section or even on the nautilus machines. Their whole workout can be summed up as either a lengthy period of time on some cardio machine(like an elliptical) or they take some group cardio class. They get all sweaty and really think they're killing it in the gym, but as time goes on, you notice that their bodies look no different because they plateaued ages ago.

That girl hits the gym almost everyday and she's thin and flabby at the same time. Must be a cardio bunny.

cardio bunny by Nightowl358 November 14, 2015

Cardio Bunny 

1. Someone you have sex with just to get your cardio workout in.

2. Must have an ass big enough to handle heavy cardio workouts.

3. Able to ride a dick well enough to create a heavy cardio workout.

“Who you texting”?
- “My Cardio Bunny, I’m not running on a fucking treadmill “.

Cardio Bunny by West Coast Woodstock September 15, 2019

Cardio Bunny 

A cardio enthusiast who embodies a dynamic and balanced approach to fitness, embracing the transformative power of movement to enhance their physical, mental, and emotional well-being.

If looking good and being active makes me a Cardio Bunny, so be it!

Cardio Bunny by Cardio Queen January 24, 2024