crunchy condom

1. A condom that is found under a bed months after having sex.

2. An insult used to replace words such as asshole, jerk, etc.

1. "Uhhh...I found a crunchy condom under my bed yesterday when I was cleaning...fookin' nasty."

2. "Meghan, you are such a crunchy condom, STOP TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!!!"

by demonic_angel July 20, 2008

Condomplate

To contemplate the use of a condom.

She threw me in my bed, ripped off my pants, and that's when I had to condomplate. I mean sure, I've got a few condoms in my bedside drawer, but do I really want to risk ruining the moment?

by Treyfo' September 13, 2011

candyman

Southern Expression. Refers to a man who strives to sexually please lonely women. Like a cross between a sugar daddy and a gigalo, with no money changing hands.

Baby, I have no savings and I live in a rented trailor, but I can still make you feel real good-- lemme be your CandyMan

by Nookie_Monster August 16, 2006

condom filling

jizz, jizzum, cum, splooge, man chowder, baby gravy, cream, cream of man...

ex- Imagine a condom is a pie and imagine that filling is gooey man fluid.

To be painfully obvious- jizz is what fills a condom, therefore its condom filling, kiddies!

Ex- Wow dude Sammi's BJ was so fucking good that I could help painting her face with my condom filling.

by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009

condominimum

n. Absolute smallest length of time a condom can be worn for effective protection.

..............................

That right there was the condominimum!

Yeah. I thought it was a tiny length.

by gnostic1 December 23, 2011

Hole in the condom

1. Someone who is such a screw up at life, that others would think that it must have been a mistake that the person was conceived.

2. What teen pregnancies are sometimes referred to as.

Person 1: "OMFG why is Paris Hilton alive?"
Person 2: "Dunno dude...She was probably a hole in the condom"
Person 1: "O_o"

by Kalu August 4, 2007

condom

a raincoat for your johnson

it protects against the windburn and chapping off the penis head

also can be used to wear on your head

condoms are ribbed for her pleasure if you feel extra pleasure then its inside out

by mr mcgooglestick May 13, 2005