buttsecks

n. Faggotry.
v. The act of faggotry.

SUPRISE! BUTTSECKS!
I had buttsecks with my stepmother.
I am buttsecksing you.

by tehJennifer December 28, 2005

buttsecks

in the words of C. Montgomery Burns:

"Excellent".

see - turd burgling.

and the Vesti doth spread...

Buttsecks is the favourite passtime of the Vesti population

by The Burl December 30, 2003

buttcrack girl

sexiest girl

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by Ching Chong June 29, 2003

Bootcheck

Triffling hoe, that whores her body to multiple guys at once.

Your being such a bootcheck!

by imgregiswim July 30, 2007

buttcrackagram

the process of conveying a message thru writing with a permanent marker around the anus and then revealing the message to surprise the person who the message is intended, it is also optional to present a gift inserted in the anus on display

the man proposed with a buttcrackagram by writing "will you marry me" around his anus and presenting the ring inserted in his anus ,so that she could see the shimmer of the marquis cut diamond.

by jamesward February 11, 2009

rocked in the buttcheeks

1. a phrase used to describe any act where something is done to a person behind their back or unknowingly.

2. something done to someone without their authority or appoval.

3. basically sticking to someone without them knowing it

- hey dion left his computer logged on
lets post a queer message under his name
- he got rocked in the buttcheeks

by CHRIS ARTIS November 26, 2006

Buttcracker

Someone who goes around cracking butts and looking at them.

watch out for that girl, she's a buttcracker!

by Antionetteannete May 29, 2011