champagne birthday

Another term for a "golden birthday" which means you turn the same age as the day you were born.

It's Shelly's champagne birthday..she turned 19 on the 19th of May!

by Kaylalala17 April 18, 2008

give birth to a politician

To excrete solid bodily waste; to take a shit. The implication that the average politician is a(greedy, corrupt, duplicitous)piece of shit(which is true, in most cases).

"I'll be right back; I gotta go give birth to a politician."

by Jeff Wagenhals July 13, 2007

birthday

the day signifying that you're another year closer to your eventual and innevitable decay.

Fuck, its my birthday.

by yournamecantbeblank February 25, 2009

Birthday Princess

Girls who place their birthdays as the most important day of the year not only for themselves, but also for everyone they know. They expect all their friends, family, and acquaintances to drop whatever they are doing in order to make her birthday the best day of her life. Every year. Usually applies to spoiled bitches a.k.a. birthday bitch.

Victoria: OMFG. Why can't you come to my birthday?
Charles: I'm sorry, but I have to attend my sister's wedding.
Victoria: WTF. You asshole. How is that more important than my birthday?
Charles: Bitch, stop being such a birthday princess.

by roflwaffle. November 12, 2009

My Birthday

Today!

September 29th is my birthday.

by GuyThatLikesWater September 29, 2020

Surprise Birthday Party

A very daring sex move; occurs when a male receives oral sex and fails to notify his partner of his impending orgasm, during the course of his shenanigans, the male discretely pulls out a happy birthday hat, confetti, and noisemaker. At climax the male then proceeds to blow into the noisemaker, aim his load on his partner's face, yell surprise and throw the confetti in the air. You get extra points if you get the confetti to stay on your partner's face with your splooge glue.

The other day while Joe and I were ramming I got a Surprise Birthday Party !

by B.Malones February 9, 2008

birth

1. The beginning of very long death.
2. When you are shot out of beaverville

In todays society that baby wont last long. We're too overpopulated as it is.

That mother just birthed her 12th kid. Some religions need to learn to wear condoms.

by barry white September 21, 2003