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Sleep-Bitching

The action of bitching someone out while asleep, or while waking up. The person is cruel, and malicious with the only intent to get back to sleep or sometimes to get back at you for disturbing their slumber
May or may not wear off shortly after awakening and can be affected by substances such as coffee, alcohol, drugs, sex , a slap to the face, or any other awaking substance or decision impairing substance.
Person 1.:

" I told you your dad was probably just sleep-bitching."
Person 2:

" I thought he'd be awake, otherwise i wouldn't have called him for a ride until later."
by Lacey Lane November 7, 2011
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Slurp Breathing

When you cum in a girl's mouth and she has trouble breathing, so it makes a rather gnarly slurping sound.
Friend 1: "Dude, last night I came so hard in this one girl's mouth that she started slurp breathing!"
Friend 2: "Holy shit dude, brutal."
by ud4652219 March 20, 2017
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fan bathing

Lying down naked in front of a fan. Almost like sunbathing
Kay was fan bathing after her hot shower.
by 👑 Futch June 12, 2018
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Corona breathing

When you cough near someone you fucking hate, hoping they will catch the corona virus or at least a life threatening illness because you hate them so much that you'd rather jump of a cliff instead of being around them.
you: *corona breathing* on ur enemy
them: *catches corona virus* wtf bro
you: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by shalomjackiesonenightstand April 24, 2020
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black friday bitching

The practice of claiming that you are disgusted with Black Friday - particularly the recent new practice of starting Black Friday on Thanksgiving evening - but still going to stores and giving the companies your money on that day. Common practices include telling cashiers how sorry and appalled you are about the decline of values, while he or she rings up the merchandise that you *chose* to purchase on this day.
Cashier: "Hello. How are you?"
Mike: "Wow. I just can't believe that corporations would pull people like you away from their families on what is supposed to be Thanksgiving! I'm sorry you have to work today!"
( places two iPods, six Blu-Ray movies, ten new pairs of jeans, and a small television onto the register belt )
Cashier: "Yeah, it wouldn't be so bad if not for all of the hypocritical Black Friday bitching."
by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 3, 2014
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Sun Bathing

When someone is lying in the sun and a passer by or partner urinates on them.
Bluemonster2020 walks up to Dee Lila while she lies in the sun and unleashes his beast and begins sun bathing her.
by Dee Lila March 20, 2019
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Brashing

Furious kissing, perhaps in a public place.
Katie and Phil were brashing in the cloakroom
by DaddyDayCaresAlot December 23, 2009
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