Blump Wrap

Not to be confused with Blunt Wrap; A Blump Wrap is a protective covering, usually aluminum foil, that is used by the person giving you a blumpkin to store your fecal matter for later use.

see also porter blump

You know your girl is freaky when she is giving you a blumpkin, and reaches for a blump wrap.

Is that a burrito? no its my blump wrap. Talk about corn salsa!

by Jdubz1415 September 11, 2009

Blippard

When the 'storm of the century' comes by and doesn't deliver the goods. February 1st 2011 was forecast to bury the northern USA in 2 feet of snow. We got 4 inches in Detroit - duh...

All the kids were happy that school got called off but they didn't have to shovel snow due to the Blippard

by badsneakers77 February 21, 2011

BLAPptastIC

{adj} The fantastic feeling one gets after being blapped on the forehead with an erect penis.

Carol was feeling blapptastic after getting blapped for 5 solid minutes.

by Blapp Meister G January 12, 2017

Blumparooni

The act of licking someones butt cheeks while they are defecating. Close cousin of the Blumpkin.

I don't know if I can be with John anymore. Last night he asked me to give him a Blumparooni.

by UrDiction September 3, 2018

Blumpelrumpskin

To recive a blowjob from a woman sitting on the toilet with explosive diarrhea,

She did a blumpelrumpskin to him at the party

by Alan j Osmond May 31, 2019

bloppy joe

To eat sloppy joe mix out of someone’s butthole

Hey. You know what sounds good right about now, Jamie? A bloppy joe.

by Kd93 September 28, 2019

blumperkuffnin

The lowest of low. The worst of the worst. The absolute most garbage human being ever to exist.

Hey, do you know that girl Kelsey?
Yeah, she’s such a Blumperkuffnin

by acclimator May 16, 2020