Umm...right, well I figured that at one point there was no 15th base, 18th base, or even any angry 21th base, not at least until someone reached the end of the base line, like I have tonight, and proceeded to continue the base's history. So I will add the 26th base in the hope that it is not the last base this world will ever know.
Now I have always been taught that what a man, a midget, a donkey, two Rodians, a zealot, Captian Jean Luke Picard, a Fi'ty cent, a drunken slovakian miner, a drunken slovakian minor, an instance when Pauly Shore was a good actor, and what the hell why not throw in a woman or two, what ever it is they did one night in the great state of Detroit, is ther own business, but that my friends, THAT, if you ever accomplish the same, is a visit round the 26th base.
Now I have always been taught that what a man, a midget, a donkey, two Rodians, a zealot, Captian Jean Luke Picard, a Fi'ty cent, a drunken slovakian miner, a drunken slovakian minor, an instance when Pauly Shore was a good actor, and what the hell why not throw in a woman or two, what ever it is they did one night in the great state of Detroit, is ther own business, but that my friends, THAT, if you ever accomplish the same, is a visit round the 26th base.
Captian Lt. Awesomebadass(me):So what did you think of my 26th base definition?
Dumbass buzzkill (some jerk-off who sits next to me in lab):Uhh thats pretty stupid dude, and where the hell is someone supposed to find a Rodian, what the fuck is a zealot, and by the way, those are some long ass run-ons, you ought to be ashamed.
Captian Lt. Awesomebadass(me):I'll show you, I'll just edit your ass right out of the definition.
Dumbass buzzkill (some jerk-off who sits next to me in lab):Uhh thats pretty stupid dude, and where the hell is someone supposed to find a Rodian, what the fuck is a zealot, and by the way, those are some long ass run-ons, you ought to be ashamed.
Captian Lt. Awesomebadass(me):I'll show you, I'll just edit your ass right out of the definition.
by J. Bretton March 17, 2008
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Baseball Bats are typically made out of wood but the ones used in tee-ball are made out of some sort of metal and therefore are better for knocking someone's head off.
Baseball Bats are typically made out of wood but the ones used in tee-ball are made out of some sort of metal and therefore are better for knocking someone's head off.
My wife was being a bitch so I went to the store to look for a baseball bat. I looked where the weapons were but couldn't find one.
Apparently they placed them in the sports section by accident.
Apparently they placed them in the sports section by accident.
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Brazilian slang for a joint.
Derives from the fact that the joint is based (in portuguese baseado)on weed.
Basiadinho= smal joint
Derives from the fact that the joint is based (in portuguese baseado)on weed.
Basiadinho= smal joint
by Vinicius Xavier July 7, 2006
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by 19/20BOAcenterville November 2, 2009
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A common example is to have sex listed as the 'Bat Position' in the karma sutra, and that is to have sexual intercourse on the ceiling.
A common example is to have sex listed as the 'Bat Position' in the karma sutra, and that is to have sexual intercourse on the ceiling.
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-72 midgets, 15 of which should be Hungarian & blind
-4 Vietnamese ladyboys
-Duct tape
-30cm ruler
-692 kiwi fruits
-13 tubs of Smarties ice cream
Get every single one of the midgets that aren't hungarian to fuck one jar of Marmite. The 15 hungarian midgets have to fight one other so that only 10 are left. The surviving hungarian midgets have to fuck one jar of Marmite each.
Tape the dead midgets together and bring it to life with a bolt of lightning. This creature should then begin to rape the 4 Vietnamese ladyboys so hard, that the ladyboys and the creature fuse together to create Mechafuck.
Offer Mechafuck the ruler, which it will then use to pleasure itself with. After Mechafuck has climaxed and started walking, MAKE SURE it treads on every single one of the kiwis. Gather the kiwi juice and pour it into ONE tub of Smarties ice cream.
But, remember the midgets who didn't form a part of Mechafuck? These should have all finished fucking the Marmite jars by now, so go and train the midgets to be ninjas. Have them perform a massive cataclysmic fight with Mechafuck. Mechafuck will die, and its death will cause an eruption of semen.
Hopefully when this happens you'll have the tubs of Smarties ice cream with you EXCEPT for the one with kiwi juice in it. Use the tubs to drift the sea of jizz. You must recover the bodies of your midget ninjas, and perform 9 bases of your choice. After this, you must throw yourself in the sea of jizz and die.
-72 midgets, 15 of which should be Hungarian & blind
-4 Vietnamese ladyboys
-Duct tape
-30cm ruler
-692 kiwi fruits
-13 tubs of Smarties ice cream
Get every single one of the midgets that aren't hungarian to fuck one jar of Marmite. The 15 hungarian midgets have to fight one other so that only 10 are left. The surviving hungarian midgets have to fuck one jar of Marmite each.
Tape the dead midgets together and bring it to life with a bolt of lightning. This creature should then begin to rape the 4 Vietnamese ladyboys so hard, that the ladyboys and the creature fuse together to create Mechafuck.
Offer Mechafuck the ruler, which it will then use to pleasure itself with. After Mechafuck has climaxed and started walking, MAKE SURE it treads on every single one of the kiwis. Gather the kiwi juice and pour it into ONE tub of Smarties ice cream.
But, remember the midgets who didn't form a part of Mechafuck? These should have all finished fucking the Marmite jars by now, so go and train the midgets to be ninjas. Have them perform a massive cataclysmic fight with Mechafuck. Mechafuck will die, and its death will cause an eruption of semen.
Hopefully when this happens you'll have the tubs of Smarties ice cream with you EXCEPT for the one with kiwi juice in it. Use the tubs to drift the sea of jizz. You must recover the bodies of your midget ninjas, and perform 9 bases of your choice. After this, you must throw yourself in the sea of jizz and die.
Man #1: Dude, I just got to 64th base!
Man #2: What?! You've been on Urban Dictionary again haven't you?
Man #1: Uh...
Man #2: Everyone on that site is a sick pervert.
Man #2: What?! You've been on Urban Dictionary again haven't you?
Man #1: Uh...
Man #2: Everyone on that site is a sick pervert.
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