basilicitis

An STD caught from Joe Basilicato aka "Joe Bee"

There's the new girl Joe hired. I give it 3 days before she realizes she's caught Basilicitis.

by TruthExposer January 24, 2015

basal state poop

Scientific definition: A resting metabolic state poop early in the morning after a minimum of 12 hours of fasting.

Layman definition: The poop you take immediately after getting out of bed.

Taking a basal state poop is part of my daily routine.
I take a basal state poop before going to work.

by expialodocious November 6, 2015

Basil

Codename for breasts.

Mitchell: Did you see the size or her basil?
Me: Yeah, Allah has blessed her.

by Penismuncher69 June 23, 2014

Basil

A bitch

That basil guy, he’s a bitch

by Basil May 25, 2018

baseless

A word that is very popular with liars.

Western media accusations that Tibetans have been shot by the People's Army are completely baseless.

by f*ckoffseegullsB April 7, 2008

baol

the act of baoling, or balling in layman's terms

Many rappers such as Slim Thug are constantly baoling out of control.

by baolingoutofcntrlol August 22, 2006

basilisk

A 100 ft tall chicken-snake that shoots cancerbeams from its eyes (causing extreme tumorous death). It also reserves the ability to rig government elections if it so chooses.

SHWAAAA CANCERBEEEEEEAAAAAAMS
or
Goerge
W
Bush

by Kjolig April 21, 2005