basilicitis

An STD caught from Joe Basilicato aka "Joe Bee"

There's the new girl Joe hired. I give it 3 days before she realizes she's caught Basilicitis.

by TruthExposer January 24, 2015

basilitis

To seem brain dead, and/or lazy.

Man I don't feel like thinking or working today. I got that basilitis bad.

by Anix June 20, 2006

Basicitis

A disease that causes one to conform to suburban and conventional values; symptoms may include: never leaving your home town, wearing Michael Kors and Tori Burch, getting engaged to your high school sweetheart, and having pictures frames with etched phrases such as "Family", "Live Laugh Love", "if I know what love is, it is because of you"

Lauren was diagnosed with basicitis - she thinks NYC = Times Square and M&M World.

by Russell J June 23, 2018