shit bandit

when you take a killer dump in one toilet and then quickly move to another toilet to wipe, leaving your dump uncovered and in all its glory for the next person

Damnit, who's the shit bandit?

shit bandit by ohherrohans December 15, 2009

Shirker Bandit 

Traditionally when some not only gets out work but then lays it on you - a good old flim-flam man. It now extends to any masterof the jiggery pokery, who shirks work and then does a runner leaving you to pick up the pieces.

They are sharp tools.

Ross: Hey Sharman, don't you need to finish the GAS brief?
Sharman: I'm being transferred man, you'll have to take it all over, now I'm off to lunch!
Ross: You are the Monarch of Shirker Bandits!

Wicky, that small pirate, managed to get out of that markets work and now I need to finish it! What a Shirker Bandit!

Shirker Bandit by The Merz May 4, 2010

dingleberry bandit 

Somebody who likes to eat dirty buttholes. Usually associated with rape festish or BDSM.

My dom totally blew my mind when they pulled me off the toilet and preceded to become a dingleberry bandit.

dingleberry bandit by crazynazizombiechic88 January 20, 2017

Exasquare Bandit 

Someone who continuously gets to phase six of The Omega Protocol Ultimate in FF14 and dies to an exasquare causing extreme frustration and a collective sigh

Sigh, exasquare death again you are the exasquare bandit man

Exasquare Bandit by Tekniqz September 2, 2023

poopy bandit 

One who poops in another person's bathroom and either clogs the toilet or stinks up the place and denies any and all accusations.

Mark: Who was the last person in the bathroom? It is very smelly.
Tom: I overheard Christina talking to Danielle about making a giant poop. She was definitely the last one in there.
Mark: Dammit. The poopy bandit strikes again.

poopy bandit by shibbytoast March 4, 2012

time bandit 

(time•BAN•DIT) n. someone who wastes your time by telling long winded stories, isn't punctual, makes you wait for various reasons, plans boring outings, etc. it's a retro reference to an brit-comedy movie from the early eighties of the same name.

Kelly is such a time bandit... She always goes into these boring monologes about boring crap when i have much better things to do like clean my toilet.

time bandit by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 11, 2006

Twat Bandit 

Alternative word for lesbian

"I'll bet she's a right twat bandit!"

Twat Bandit by Vin1967 March 20, 2006