e-cock blocking

v. to prevent ones friend from engaging in sexual activities by use of electronic means ie. facebook, myspace, AIM, YIM, Email, MSN

Random guy :"Broseph, what the shit. Why did you post that shit on facebook, you're totally e-cock blocking"

Javier "Yo man i totally just played tonsil hockey with this chick"

Dustin "haha dude im so gunna post that shit on facebook"

Javier "dude you are such a douche for e-cock blocking me"

by No you do February 24, 2009

Balocking

balocking — noun: persistent annoyance directed toward another person, deliberate or otherwise.
verb: to repeatedly annoy or bother someone over time.

He loved balocking me.

by chrisloveslife20 December 13, 2025

berdocking

The act of connecting one man's beard to another man's beard while still attached to there face.

Hey bro do you want to berdock after dinner. (One bro must stare into the other bro eyes while commencing the berdocking.

by Nastypeteness March 3, 2016

blocking

something someone does to lose contact with a person through social media.

he sent me a dick pic... im blocking him.

by carolineròse November 5, 2021

blocking

To Love Someone More

I started blocking you

by MrBest007 June 1, 2022

Baldoing

The act of fucking with a dildo that is attached to one’s testicles.

I gave he/her/them a proper baldoing today, but it left my testicles thoroughly chafed.

by Dothebaldobounce December 22, 2022

blocking syndrome

blocking syndrome is when you block people on social media out of context

these people tend to not give af

“Watch out, I heard Jessica has blocking syndrome”

by Harryhazza October 18, 2023