Naughty Badger 

A naughty badger is when a very old man with white pubes has sex with a younger woman who's pubes are still dark in color.

She only wanted grandpa for his money, but they still did the naughty badger!

Naughty Badger by Tester256 July 24, 2009

Rusty Badger 

This phrase has no apparent meaning, however appears to be of a sexual context no matter how it is used.

Go on, get your rusty badger out!

Rusty Badger by xiTz Sparky June 4, 2010

badger farts 

Badger farts are farts that rise from a badger burrow.

Due to badgers gorging on carrion, and other unpleasant things, badger farts are green and unbelievably stinky.

Ralph and Cindy Lou had finished the wine, and had settled into some gentle frenching, when they heard a "whoof" from underground and saw a green cloud drifting toward them

"Badger farts!" screamed Ralph.

"Run!" said Cindy Lou, pausing only to pick up her bra.

badger farts by scodder May 18, 2010

kiss of the badger 

when one allows onself to go flaccid during anal sex and pees in their partner's anus

Daniel totally gave the whole Cobra Kai dojo the kiss of the badger when he peed in their butts last thursday

kiss of the badger by kotb September 30, 2007

I'm here for the badger 

An excuse Gord (played by Tom Green) says to a security guard when he enters a building.
See also Japan four, Freddy got fingered

Security Guard: Excuse me can I help you?
Gord: Uh... Yeah I'm here for the badger.
Security Guard: For the badger?
Gord: For the badger!

I'm here for the badger by Frank bonestorm October 12, 2005

Honey badger 

The Honey badger has been referred to as "the meanest animal in the world", and they are often considered to have no enemies, apart from man. They are a tenacious small carnivore that has a reputation for being, pound for pound, Africa's most fearless animal despite its small size. They are reputed to go for the scrotum when attacking large animals.

Some people share similar characteristics with the honey badger. They are persistent when they are after something. Once provoked they become ill-natured and intimidating.

Honey badger by smatty21 December 8, 2011

sky Badger

The lesser known sky badger is a small striped animal that flies through the air with grace and presence. Sky badgers are approximately 1-2cm in length and have stripes, similar to the contemporary badger. They burrow to find their home and collect pollen. Sky badgers are often referred to as 'bees'.

"Look at that sky badger!"
"That's not a fish badger, it's a sky badger"
"Ow, I've been stung by a sky badger"
"That sky badger's honey is nice"

sky Badger by Bobbojenkins July 30, 2006