Ass-assination

When a donkey dies.

Maury Povich: Oh no, my donkey died.

Oprah: Damn, man. Ass-assination is always tough.

by GenericSusan19 October 12, 2017

asswipe

Current (as of Nov. 2007) president of the United States.

I would love to use George W Bush as an asswipe.

by Judy Sweetland December 16, 2007

assling

The spawn of a large, hairy man's ass.

The asslings gathered and plotted the revolt against their bald overlords.

by BastardizeD BottomburP March 29, 2003

Asswipe

1.When one takes a poo,shit,dump,log,etc,he/she mostly uses something,usually toilet paper but mostly anything on hand to wipe ones ass.
2.A loser,who one thinks as much of as something used to wipe the ass.

1.Shit!Where'es the asswipes?!
2.Get a load of that dick.What an asswipe.

by c4/\/\ July 13, 2005

assgina

When a womend vagina and anus are torn through the taint to form one singular opening.

Man, I pounded that girl so hard in both holes that I tore her an assgina! I think she needs to see a doctor.

by Duane and Brian May 15, 2006

Assinated

The act of Assassinating or being Assassinated in the Halo series. Unlike being Assassinated, this induces a feeling of being raped from behind by a 7 foot human tank with an aftertaste of Where-The-Fuck-Did-That-Come-From.

Player 1: "Ugh, you Assinated me! Thats so cheap you n00b. I'm calling Bungie!"

Player 2: "Yeah, yeah. Use your motion tracker and maybe you'll see it coming... Your still gonna get raped though. Just thought you'd like to know."

by ShadowmanZ92 October 11, 2008

Asswipe

What is used to wipe an ass... redundant

I used an asswipe to wipe my ass

by Sexy blonde chick December 30, 2014