assholastic

When someone you don't know very well is speaking to you in a sarcastic tone

I don't know you. Why are you acting all assholastic?

by Mhag123 October 22, 2015

Assholership

A leadership position obtained by force or marked by flagrant asshole behavior and blatant disregard for facts, advice, or common courtesy. An assholership is a dictator-like position where all reasoning is attributed to "my way or the highway" or "because I said so".

This new boss just ignored everything I had to say about the new project - he's running a total assholership up there.

by LexiconDreams May 14, 2018

Assholesome

Being an asshole but for the right reasons.

She is so assholesome. She tells me what I need to hear.

by blackkettlecopperpot June 9, 2019

Assholiness

The nasty, conceited, pompous, narcissistic, and fucked up behavior demonstrated assholes.

That fucking salesperson was full of ASSHOLINESS!!! The manager should fire her conceited ass!

by Dr. Real Nasty January 10, 2023

Assholiday

An unending, daily celebration of the glory that is being an asshole.

Are you drinking at 8 AM, what is this some kind of assholiday?

by The Vanillist October 4, 2022

21 assholes

When someone has really bad body odor or after that person goes to use a restroom the smell is unbearable.

When someone just came out of a single room restroom after taking a long shit and immediately another person goes in there and screams and comes back out holding there breath and says "Man it smells like 21 assholes in there"

by Mejo December 16, 2014

Urban Assholes

People on urban dictionary who put definitions for their friends' names in order to get attention from them

Many people on urban dictionary are Urban Assholes

by Friendly Neighborhood Mosquito August 23, 2016