alchozimer

Alcohol related memory loss

Andy was that pissed last night he is suffering from alchozimers

by sparts February 2, 2014

alchulus

The intricate mathematical process of deciding which booze yields the best dollar per buzz ratio.

I spent hours using alchulus to figure out which vodka was best for my budget.

by mastertriple April 14, 2014

Alchorithm

A process or set of rules to be followed in order to decide whether another drink is applicable.
The alcholrithm can only be used by those that are drunk.

David "Shall we have another drink"
Pete "I don't know"
Dave & Pete "Run the Alchorithm"

by deltapapauk April 3, 2016

Alchowhore

When someone is willing to do just about anything for free alcohol.

Hey Han, if you eat this box of raw pasta I'll give you a handle of fireball.

Han (alchowhore): where's the pasta?

by Octoval Panda May 14, 2016

Alchi

Alchi (Kurdish-Alji) is a Kurdish (Kurmanji) name which means "Harvested flag"

Al = Flag

Jin = Harvest

Hello Alchi how are you?
I'm fine thank you

by AlchiMiller April 5, 2017

alchard

an apple orchard

go down to the alchard and get some apples for thus pie

by bananandlemo October 5, 2017

Alchemy

Alchemy is a real wanker from edinburgh

Get tae fuck ye look like alchemy ya pure fanny

by Lewis Hewitt June 7, 2018