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Alternateen

Not to be confused with the other (incorrect) definition of alternateen (which actually is an umbrella of Punk, Poserpunk, Emo, Scene, Goth, Hardcore, Grindcore, and Death Metal, all in one tight little generalization), Alternateens are the undereducated Hipsters. They look relatively indie, but stay within earth tones, have close to hippie-esque hair, and tend to say they listen to "Alternative Music" not knowing the specifics of the genre. Alternative encompasses all subgenres of rock (see whats above, give or take some). Alternateens are mostly found in small towns and are teenagers that try too hard with knowing so little about culture.
We were walking down the street in that tiny port town when we passed a teen center surrounded by Alternateens, who gave us the nastiest look.
by regretsareawaste April 9, 2008
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alternatelligent

Something outside "the norm" which is really quite smart.
Cooperative Businesses, Organic Ethnic Food, Pierced Eyeglasses
by InaGoddessEye December 16, 2004
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Afternapth

When one awakes from a nap and is out of it for awhile.
Man, when i got up i didn't know where i was, total afternapth.
by gfeazy September 26, 2009
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Alternate Grandma

The grandmother that you and your cousins don't have in common.
"I've never met that person, she is Joe's Alternate Grandma; she and I are not related by blood."
by Goombaguy November 21, 2011
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alternate dick

When your girl swaps out with another guy during sex.
My girl was screwing me and she used her alternate dick half way thru.
by Aireas April 2, 2016
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aeternamory

Aeternamory contributed to the deaths of Romeo and Juliet, Antigone and Haemon, and many other famous couples of ancient literature.
by transientanima December 11, 2016
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alternative vagina

The act of masturbating in your car while still in the bar parking lot after failing to pickup a chick at closing time.
Despite winning his fantasy football league championship, Jim was unable to impress any of the local girls at the bar to drop their panties so now Jim May have to head to his car and settle for some alternative vagina.
by RBAK January 25, 2017
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