Tampon attack

To loose your shit. Have a hissy fit.

"There's no carling at the pub" said Phil.
"Oh no, Garry's gonna have a tampon attack when he gets here".

by JollyGhost March 28, 2022

Shlac Attack

When the schlac (aka the big juicy wiener) attacks, this is the act of the man ejactulating over the woman very passionately. This is what a shlac attack is :)

Girl: i love this! Right now, harder!!!!
Man: Oh my! I got a shlac attack coming for youuuuuu

by Leonsweg May 20, 2016

roffs attack

when one is laughing so hard that they momenterily lose control over their body

omg dude is that guy having a seizure???
no dude it just looks like a roffs attack

by bob3540945723160 January 13, 2010

Snack Attack

Someone who looks good all the time. So good they're almost unbearable to look at. And you know damn good and well they about to steal your mans.

"Ohhhhh she lookin like a snack!"

"Nah she a mother f-ing snack attack!!"

by TexasDally October 17, 2018

fiber attack

An urgent and somewhat surprising evacuation of the bowels.

Those frosted mini wheats sure gave me one hell of a fiber attack.

by Archibald Sanisac June 21, 2008

Tingle Attack

A tingling sensation that overwhelms you and makes you dance till you squirt.

Hes not having a seizure, thats a tingle attack.

by A_WORTHLESS_POTATO March 17, 2019

Heart Attack

When an average insecure 14-year-old white girl discovers that a really really cute, or a really ugly boy, has a crush on her.

Some cool dude: "Your cute"

Girl: "I-I think I'm having a heart attack, call an ambulance." *faints*

by an idiot defines... April 28, 2019