Absolute Fucker

A person who goes on vacations when he's several years late on a deadline then acts put upon when people call him out on it.

Also a person who lures people into his home with promises of lemony cakes only to serve them Wild Cards and miniature sex dolls.

Me: Some would say that GRRM is an absolute fucker.

You: I agree with them.

Me: Hey, me too!

You: OK, it is settled then.

by Ye Olde Man Winter August 25, 2010

absodefinitely

its the proper way for a male to make a promise without having to embarrass himself using the word "promise", or even worse "pinky swear"

Ladyfriend: honey do you promise you will show up at my cousins baseball game?

Hunky Male: baby, absodefinitely, i will be there absodefinitely and you can take that to the grave. youre hot.

by kovstar January 5, 2008

Absar

Absar is a godly individual who is able to perform at anything he wants to do at an elite level. He has no holes in his game. He is the prototypical all-around guy that is desired by many such as people, sports teams, companies, and girls. He rightfully knows his place and doesn't need any of that because he is usually better than all of that stuff. These things doesn't raise him to higher heights, he raises them to beyond even their comprehension of their own expectations. Absar underestimates himself and thinks that he is a god would be an utter understatement, he is way more than a god, and his importance even overshadows the purpose of life. He is far from a one-dimensional person as he is polished in every single regard, and calling him that would mean that you have just demoted yourself from a human being to something that shouldn't even be worth to be considered. You can call yourself lucky if you are claimed as a slave. All in all a Absar oozes divine talent that is light years away from an elite talent, who possesses an abundance of transcendent tools that would even be considered eternal to the supernatural. He posses an impossible task to defeat and will easily go through anyone and anything that stands in his way.

Person 1: "Absar"
Everyone: GASP
Person 2: "You cannot mention his name under your breath"

by The Fax Machine January 16, 2019

absolutey tooty

goofy way of saying absolutely

did you take that chick to bed last night?absolutey tooty

by pussy bee October 26, 2019

Absolomb

the belief and ability to love someone endlessly, regardless of time and place

his love for her was absolomb

by Relhapse September 3, 2016

absurdism

Life is meaningless. Have a cup of coffee.

Albert Camus, one of the pioneers of absurdism, once said, "Should I kill myself or, have a cup of coffee?"

by darthvishous November 13, 2017

Absolute Unit

A person or object, who is large in the sense nothing can get in their way.

Oh, Look over at Whomas, That absolute unit just barged through that crowd!

by BigWhomas September 29, 2018