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Pronk

Vernacular used at Bleacher Nation and in other Disqus supported blogs.

(1) to use one's own social media history and/or past comments against them when they later change their position or opinion;
(2) to display a complete inability to post simple links and/or gifs to message boards;
(3) to get unreasonably angry over fairly trivial things
(1) Remember when, in 2014 you said Kyle Hendricks was a AAA pitcher? You've been Pronked!
(2) Another broken link.....Pronk'd.
(3) Sure that's too much money for Brandon Morrow, but no need to go full Pronk.
by JusticeBeaver April 21, 2018
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plunk

1. To spend a large amount of money at once.

2. To sit down suddenly.

3. To hit something or someone hard with an object.
1. I can't believe you plunked down that much money for that car!

2. Plunk yourself down right here next to me.

3. The teacher plunked the boy on the head with his backhand before he could lift up the girl's skirt.
by CHOK June 26, 2006
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pronk

A joke involving someone else's genitalia.
A little pronk can turn into personal tragedy
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Ponk

Corrupted term for Pinkie Pie, a main character in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Yo, didja see Ponk in Secrets and Pies?
Yah, bruh, she went absolutely fucking nuts!
by Arkadios200 February 2, 2019
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Fag Plank

A long skateboard with larger wheelbase and wheels used for carving, cruising and slideing. Also very gay due to the fact that when ridden, the rider resembles some duchbag who can't really skate.
Man who's that gaylord on the fag plank? He prolly can't even skate.
by Richer August 10, 2009
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plank

u stupid plank

i ahve a 2x4
by ZuPa pAn August 18, 2003
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Plunk your magic twangger, Froggie, and suck dick!

Plunk your magic twangger, Froggie, and suck dick! is what a guy says to another guy when he wants the guy to jack off and suck his and other guy's cocks.
Matt often says "Plunk your magic twangger, Froggie, and suck dick!" when he wants me to jack off and suck the cocks of all the other guys in our pod!
by eda-skip November 17, 2022
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