Definitions by Arkadios200

suspension noodle 

The act of hanging oneself.

We are gathered here today to pay our respects to Jim, who committed suspension noodle last night.

suspension noodle by Arkadios200 October 6, 2022

Ponk

Corrupted term for Pinkie Pie, a main character in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Yo, didja see Ponk in Secrets and Pies?
Yah, bruh, she went absolutely fucking nuts!

Ponk by Arkadios200 February 2, 2019