A wanking island (wan-king Ile-land) is a place that a complete moron should be sent to or is already on for his stupidity.
by "Cunting Fuckpump" June 04, 2017
by PigmentedPlum June 10, 2021
When you start to wank and intend to finish but get unexpextedly interupted during the act and are not able to finish your wank.
Frank was wanking of in his room but suddenly realized that he left the stove on. He went down to kitchen and put it out. In this process he forgot about the wanking and therefore only ended up with a half wank.
by Aviemore halb wixer March 10, 2018
When a male person is jacking off and their unnecessarily attractive mother comes in and finishes them off.
by _Hrob_ March 20, 2023
To quickly check Wikipedia in order to try to win an argument (over the internet usually). Unintelligent people generally do this to make themselves look smarter than what they are.
by Sauce Baus October 26, 2011
by Smithy12345 March 21, 2016
by Freeboy March 11, 2023