_Hrob_'s definitions

Nico Nut

A sex maneuver where an obese man un-consensually ejaculates into a woman’s ear.

My friend Wallace just performed the Nico Nut on his whale of a girlfriend!

by _Hrob_ March 9, 2023

Wyatt Wank

When a male person is jacking off and their unnecessarily attractive mother comes in and finishes them off.

Wyatt was masturbating until his hot mom came in and performed the Wyatt Wank.

by _Hrob_ March 20, 2023

Skaploo

When two gay men are having anal sex and one of the two shits on the other's dick.

"Aw geez, my penis is really smelly this morning. It's probably because my boyfriend skaplooed me last night."

by _Hrob_ March 29, 2023

Matussy

When a man's anal prolapse is so bad, it reaches his balls.

"Damn after that hard anal sesh last night, I got a mad matussy."

by _Hrob_ March 30, 2023