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Philly Trash Slut 

A girl, age ranging from 14 to 18, who drives over the Betsy Ross, Tacony-Palmyra, or Ben Franklin Bridge to spread her VD all over the glorious New Jersey suburbs of Philadelphia. Until the late 1800s, the only means of travel across the Delaware River was by ferry boat, which was a somewhat long albeit dangerous journey for a young debutante to endure to visit her beau. With the advent of the automobile, and later the suspension bridge, not only debutantes but well-paid whore-women made the trip to visit prosperous suburban Phildelphia towns, only to return to their squalid tenement neighborhoods in Northeast Philadelphia at the end of their day. Skip ahead to the 2000s, and the descendants of said whore-women have brought their own game to towns such as Moorestown and Cinnaminson, stealing boyfriends and spreading their VD just as their grandmothers did. Easily recognizable due to their washed-out blondeness and vague expressions, and general unwillingness to speak with any true, classy Southern New Jersey ladies.
That philly trash slut just latched onto my man with her tooth-filled snatch!
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White Trash 

Trashy White girls that have pankcake asses and sleep with every guy in the room
Oh my gosh she is sucking his dick at the mall by GAP KIDS that's so white trash.
White Trash by Hi154489 be-yoch January 10, 2016
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white trash 

anybody who even remotely for any reason, either real or imagined, reminds you any of the above mentioned or followed descriptions.

you: "you are so white trash"
white trash: "i am whatever you say i am"

see the movie joe dirt.
and remember, "life is a garden, dig it"
white trash by Chloe Sprite December 24, 2007

white trash music

The music of Kid Rock that appeals to trailer park residents and trumpers.
That Kid Rock sucks! It’s real white trash music.
white trash music by anonymous September 13, 2020

Philly Road Trash

The people that bad-mouth New Jersey, yet will cross the bridge over the sewer called the "Delaware River" and take money and jobs away from Jersey pineys without having to pay city taxes.
That Philly Road Trash cries about the hour drive to get here, but has no problem stealing Jersey hours.

let's play trash 

Noun: A video game, most often a PC game, that's popular only because YouTubers are currently playing it. Regardless of whether they're actually good or not, they're simply fads that will come and go over the course of 12 months, maximum. Prime examples of let's play trash would be Slender: The Eight Pages, Minecraft, Five Nights at Freddy's, Happy Wheels, Undertale, and Bendy and the Ink Machine.
I'm not going to pay $10 for let's play trash that no one will remember in a year.
let's play trash by CorgisDie September 27, 2017

white trash 

Someone who drives a pickup truck , likes Paris Hilton , drinks 'Billy Beer' and elects guys named 'Bubba' president.
Bill 'Bubba' Clinton is such a piece of white trash , even his library looks like a trailer.
white trash by SMOKE A PHAT ONE December 28, 2005