Even more severe English muffin top, where there is so much flab that it is impossible for the woman to look at her vagina and in more severe cases (if that's possible) it can even prevent sex. It is often said that if you hug a woman with an American muffin top she will always love you.
Bill: Hey, you see that girl with a muffin top.
Ben: American muffin top, yes
Bill Yeah, I heard that Jack hugged her!
Ben So that's why I see them snogging over there
Bill:... *stares with mouth open*
Ben: American muffin top, yes
Bill Yeah, I heard that Jack hugged her!
Ben So that's why I see them snogging over there
Bill:... *stares with mouth open*
by Mumble October 13, 2012
Get the American Muffin Topmug. Little Ross was having internet problems so he went over to his local newsagent for a wank mag, he cunningly distracted the two little old ladies looking for a Readers Digest and proceeded to grab "Back door Milfs" and proceed to the empty checkout with nobody seeing him.
"That be some Top Shelf Stealth right there!" he thought to himself.
"That be some Top Shelf Stealth right there!" he thought to himself.
by patrick_batemanRW March 22, 2010
Get the Top Shelf Stealthmug. The act of folding the testicles above the shaft for a more aggressive and complex appearance. Alternatively known in Europe as the Irish weather balloon.
After spotting a mountain lion on the hiking trail , I immediately produced a Tallahassee top hat. The wildcat was discouraged and immediately left the area .
by The Brazen Bandit January 18, 2023
Get the Tallahassee top hatmug. A business deal, worth 2.5 billion dollars or a similarly huge amount. The phrase originates in the Microsoft acquisition of Mojang for that same amount.
by zigah111 September 24, 2014
Get the top notch dealmug. by Shocker83 June 17, 2018
Get the alaskan top hatmug. A man who predominantly prefers to have receptive anal sex (bottom) with other men, who occasionally enjoys being the insertive partner (top), typically on special occasions.
"Matt, I thought you only bottom"
"Nah mate, I'm a special occasion top, you know, like on birthdays and Christmas"
"Nah mate, I'm a special occasion top, you know, like on birthdays and Christmas"
by Mattyy89 May 7, 2018
Get the special occasion topmug. To throw up a little bit to make yourself feel better when you’ve been drinking.... prematurely to when one would “pull trig”
by Thiccc nick October 9, 2020
Get the take the top offmug.