turlet eel

a long skinny turd that wraps around the inside of the turlet bowl.

I just dropped a turlet eel so long it made a 360 around the bowl. There was no room left for turlet paper.

turlet eel by hamburgerhat December 21, 2006

turtled 

To have your backpack turned inside out and all your books placed inside it, so you can no longer wear it but must carry it around.

Dude, Mike turtled Ian's bag when he went to the bathroom.

turtled by skibum May 16, 2005

Dirty Turtles 

the act of two men making passionate love on a bed that has ninja turtle sheets on it.

at first chad didnt want to play dirty turtles, so i waited until he fell asleep, then i played dirty turtles all night long

Dirty Turtles by d mite November 24, 2007

Ninja Turtling

To rush someone in the game of Runescape, usually with dragon claws, but it can be improvised by using vesta's long sword, or dragon dagger (p++). This phrase was started by Sparc Mac, one of Runescape's most well known pkers.

"You just got Ninja Turtled, bitch! GF dart eper! Ninja Turtling owns!"

Ninja Turtling by reborn296 October 10, 2009

turtleweenie 

an extremely small, disgusting penis-- most likely owned by Frank Chi or Ben Kessler

Gurrrrrllll, I nearly died when I felt him grindin his turtleweenie into my ass!

turtleweenie by smegma March 27, 2004

Tactical Turtles 

The time when you are play call of duty and some pro calls down the tactical turtles and you'r screwed.

Shabonquiqui: Yo dawg dis kid just call down dem tactical turtles
Shanaynay: ow fack

Tactical Turtles by Tortuise November 22, 2011

spanish turtleneck 

in the winter when a guy squats on the girl's chest and slaps/ wraps his dick around her neck for warmth and then makes a cum collar on her neck

yo i just gave cindy a spanish turtleneck last night

spanish turtleneck by Ben PFRBNGTnetnetyndn January 11, 2012