Mr. Brightside Moment 

A Mr. Brightside moment is a moment of instant heart-break. You can hear the intro of Mr. Brightside in your head.

This girl broke his heart and he just stared at the wall. A certified Mr. Brightside moment.

Mr. Brightside Moment by wordfrog May 13, 2020

Mr. Rowe 

The gay teacher who ties students on his cot and then jacks off

8th grade girl - "I cant believe I survived

8th grade!"

Bob - "You talking about Mr. Rowe's obsession of touching kids?"
8th grade girl - "Of course"

Mr. Rowe by Mr. Rowe's dad June 3, 2020

Mr. Rowe 

A dumb person who loves kids and kidnaps them

"OMFG, I actually escaped Mr. Rowe's room!"
"What was in there?"
"Lots of ropes and beds and it smelled like shit

Mr. Rowe by Mr. Rowe's dad June 3, 2020

mr sir

The name of a really good teacher.

'Wow, mr sir is so epic,' Little Timmy told his friends.

mr sir by Flyingkat June 11, 2020

MR degree

Marry Rich Degree. When a person gets a rich or potentially rich spouse by marrying someone in a major with high earning potential or someone who is rich. It also refers to people in low income potential majors that must marry high income potential majors to pay off student loans or live luxury lifestyles. The potential spousal options are majoring in something that will make them wealthy or are already wealthy.

I need an MR degree to pay off my student loans. She parties a lot in college because she’s only here for a MR degree. His Daddy’s money is running out so he needs an MR degree.

MR degree by Anne332 August 5, 2020

Mr. Colgate 

The nickname you never heard of, yet you want to call all your friends it.

John: Hey, Mr. Colgate
Josh: Hey, Sir Crest

Mr. Colgate by BlazingSandstorm March 11, 2021

Mr boopsy

The best name from a penis/dick/cock/weiner/knob/child-constructor69420

Person 1: your mr boopsy is smaller than a chromosome.
Person2: yeah, but I have a mr boopsy. Something you will never have after that gender reassignment

Mr boopsy by Epicnoober May 25, 2021