Ass the Times

To express discontent with events either in the past or present.

'Ass the times'... that were
-OR-
'Ass the times'... that are

1. I fucking hate myself for losing my best friend years ago! Ass the times!
2. I lost an awesome eBay auction today. Ass the times.

Ass the Times by volcanobakemeat November 11, 2011

ass torqued

when a dude gives it to you in the ass a little too hard

John: "KT why are you having such a hard time sitting down?"

KT: "I got ass torqued last night..."

ass torqued by gogators1088 June 19, 2012

Ass Wheelie

When a dog or cat drags its behind along the floor for a good wipe / remove worms. Also see dog wheelie.

Cant believe that fuckin cat of mine. Came home last night to find it doing an ass wheelie on mi pillow.

Ass Wheelie by milnofshkie January 28, 2013

Ass be cracking 

When a fellow person is bent over and his or her shirt is too far up as well as their pants are too far down. Therefore showing posterior crackage complete with a living bear of fur in between said buttocks

Damn dude Chris's ass be cracking

Ass be cracking by hairycatterpilar April 7, 2013

Ass Skin

What happens when your ass is sun burnt and it begins to peel. The skin that peels is known as "ass skin".

"Marissa's ass is burnt so she is peeling her ass skin"

Ass Skin by Brad1832 November 2, 2013

Ass Meter 

A scale - typically between 1 and 100 - by which an individual or group is measured, based upon how much of an ass they are being.

Stop picking on me - you are at about a 75 on the ass meter right now.

Ass Meter by JSlo November 20, 2013

ass jump

when a basketball player takes a handy help in the ass

dunk with ass jump

ass jump by joaovictar987 November 29, 2013