Alaskan toilet paper is when you take a nasty ass shit and flatten it out with a rolling pin and freeze it and then use the frozen shit patty to wipe your ass after you take a shit
by blakesmittty June 21, 2017
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by islandchild137 June 26, 2017
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Get the Fresh Toilet Rich mug.A texas toilet is the act of putting desserts such as cake or pies on the vagina while letting the owner of the vagina urinate while you eat the desserts(before or after fucking it,preferably after)
by Dickerdowner30000 September 5, 2017
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by Truth_teller_55 September 13, 2017
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Bro I just took a laxative and a stool softener and now there is a bubbling toilet bowl n the bath room
by Blackhammer1992 October 29, 2017
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Average guy: omg i almost ran into a timothy thole the other day
Friend: oh shit how did you survive?
TIMOTHY THOLE: HELLO HOW ARE YOU DOING
BOTH GUYS: Runs screaming
Friend: oh shit how did you survive?
TIMOTHY THOLE: HELLO HOW ARE YOU DOING
BOTH GUYS: Runs screaming
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