blakesmittty's definitions

dalton

dalton is a liar, a hacker in the video game genre, a drug addicted bungus, and a rust roleplayer.

dude youre being a dalton

by blakesmittty December 5, 2018

tropical dick

tropical dick is the act in which you wrap toothpicks around your dick and slip and slide your dick across the inside of a coconut

dude when i was in Hawaii i totally did a tropical dick

by blakesmittty May 13, 2017

alaskan toilet paper

Alaskan toilet paper is when you take a nasty ass shit and flatten it out with a rolling pin and freeze it and then use the frozen shit patty to wipe your ass after you take a shit

"fuck im out of toilet paper, looks like im going to have to make some alaskan toilet paper

by blakesmittty June 21, 2017