Human Suitcase 

When you pull around a midget on rollerskates that wears all your clothes.

Stefon: If you want a great Valentines Day you dont even need to leave the house, just give the person a romantic Valentine's Day gift.

Seth: You mean like a box of chocolates?

Stefon: No, like human suitcases.

Human Suitcase by youssss March 2, 2011

Human Suitcase 

As Stefon (SNL) says, it's that thing of when a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes and you pull them through an airport. It's a great gift for Valentine's Day.

Adam: I'm going to get Katie human suitcase for Valentine's Day. She'll love it!

Eric: What???

Human Suitcase by Tiffany&Co March 4, 2011

Skin Suitting 

Cutting someone else’s skin off to commit a crime or indulge in fantasy related sexual conquests. Usually blames it on another person.

Nico: Yo. You hear about that dude who was skin suitting in Florida?
Ryan: Florida is really just the fucking shittiest hole we call a state in this country.

Skin Suitting by nico jack pepper November 20, 2018

wrinkle your birthday suit 

Cramping one's style.

The loss of or inability to get an erection.

You sure riding the moped tonight won't wrinkle your birthday suit?

Your fat cousin really wrinkles my birthday suit.

wrinkle your birthday suit by Mike's Bar Guide January 10, 2008

White Trash Suitcase 

A 30pack of cheap 3.2% beer.

I have my white trash suitcase packed for the party tonight!

White Trash Suitcase by BigDMoney March 12, 2011

Three-Piece Suit 

When a man puts his cock, and both balls in a girl's mouth all at once.

She likes the tea bag, but this time she took my dick in her mouth too... making it a three-piece suit.

Three-Piece Suit by Higgy January 17, 2004

Three-Piece Meat-Suite 

noun, collective name for the three distinct components of the male genitalia based on the furniture industry practise of selling 'three-piece suites'

'...she didn't believe me, so I got out my three-piece meat-suite'

Three-Piece Meat-Suite by Benni September 22, 2004